This Isn't a Book - It's a Smooch

This Isn’t A Book (It’s A Smooch in Disguise) is a charming hardcover gift book that looks like a book but is really a playful way to send affection. Written by M.H. Clark with whimsical illustrations, it’s designed to feel like a smooch you can give to someone you love—even when you’re apart. It’s perfect for anniversaries, birthdays, Valentine’s Day, long‑distance relationships, or just because you want to brighten someone’s day. Features • Hardcover format with embossed cover for a quality feel and keepsake appeal. • Approximately 36–40 pages of lighthearted rhymes and playful illustrations that express love and affection. • Designed as a creative, heartfelt gift that serves as a lasting reminder of care and connection. • Suitable for gifting to partners, spouses, or loved ones for special occasions or everyday moments. • Can be tucked into a suitcase, mailed, or shared in person as a unique way to say “I love you.”