Engraved Rock: "Once Upon A Time..." | Swear Word | Inspirational Word Stone

Great stocking stuffer! Item Details Bring a little irreverent humor to any space with this engraved rock featuring the quote: “Once Upon a Time There Was A Cunt, It was You, The End.” Perfect as a funny gift, gag gift, or novelty keepsake for friends, coworkers, or anyone who enjoys a good laugh. Stone Eco-friendly natural river stone, hand-selected. Each of our engraved rocks is made from 100% natural river stone, carefully hand-selected for its shape and polish. Because these are natural stones, colors, shapes, and sizes vary, and each piece may contain inclusions, markings, or imperfections that make it truly one-of-a-kind. These natural features are part of the stone’s unique charm and character, and no two stones will ever be exactly alike. Size: approx. 2.5”–4.0. Engraving Design shown only (no custom engraving). Lettering enhanced with black or silver. Color preference may be requested (not guaranteed). Packaging Reusable, unbleached cotton drawstring bag. Gift-ready and sustainable. Please Note Stones vary naturally and may differ from photos Replacements only if broken during shipment