Engraved Rock: 'Off Is The General Direction I Wish You Would Fuck' | Funny Offensive Gift | Swear Word Stone

Great stocking stuffer! Item Details Bring a little irreverent humor to any space with this engraved rock featuring the quote: “Off Is The General Direction I Wish You Would Fuck ” Perfect as a funny gift, gag gift, or novelty keepsake for friends, coworkers, or anyone who enjoys a good laugh. Stone Eco-friendly natural river stone, hand-selected. Each of our engraved rocks is made from 100% natural river stone, carefully hand-selected for its shape and polish. Because these are natural stones, colors, shapes, and sizes vary, and each piece may contain inclusions, markings, or imperfections that make it truly one-of-a-kind. These natural features are part of the stone’s unique charm and character, and no two stones will ever be exactly alike. Size: approx. 2.5”–4.0. Engraving Design shown only (no custom engraving). Lettering enhanced with black or silver. Color preference may be requested in "Notes to Seller" at checkout (not guaranteed). Packaging Reusable, unbleached cotton drawstring bag. Gift-ready and sustainable. Please Note Stones vary naturally and may differ from photos Replacements only if broken during shipment